For those of you who don’t know, I visited Australia earlier this summer. As cliche as it may seem, I did go to see some kangaroos, koalas (they’re not f-ing bears!), and other furry marsupial friends. Just when I thought they’d accepted me as their special woodland companion, one tried to run me over. I caught the evidence on tape. I don’t like putting videos in the middle of my site so just click here to view the attack. That’s assault, brotha!